That's right, mates, we sold out! With video salvage rates in the tank, our backs were to the wall and Zik Zak put up the rubles. But hey, we're STILL in the BigTime Bus, taking on VH-1, MTV and Turner like before, STILL promoting our favorite causes, which this week will be: ________ and ________-- and NOW bringing you the finest entertainment in Cyberspace!

Be sure to check this week's REG REPORT for some important news for all you Max Headroom fans!